Quote of the Day

[Seanpcola]

Damn handy too!

Yessir.

 

[JohnAL]

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

 

[Hossfly72]

It' alright to be crazy, just don't let it drive ya nuts - Jimmy Buffett

And along that same warped line of thinking

Who put the pepper in the Vaseline? --- The Barefoot Man and Band

Sorry guys, been waking up with a lot of music in my head lately.

 

[shootnstarz]

Friends may come, friends may go. But enemies accumulate !!

Rick

 

[JohnAL]

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him.
Niccolo Machiavelli - circa 1500

 

[M.O.A.]

Every kiss begins with Kay...yeah but blowjobs come from Jareds. Lmao

 

[joe]

Lots of good ones guys!

The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
—A. A. Milne

 

[Scrooge]

"Experience and treachery trumps youth and vigor... old guys rule" - some old guy

 

[joe]

For all the politicians out there.

 

[JohnAL]

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. - Clarence Darrow

 

[joe]

What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do.
—John Ruskin


I finally got my shit together! Now what do I do with it?

 

[Ben Ghazi]

Woman who fly upside down in airplane have crack up - confucius

 

[joe]

"You find it offensive. I find it funny, that's why I 'm happier than you."

"If people could read my mind I would get punched in the face a lot."

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." Douglas Adams

"We do not see things as they are, we see them as we are." Anais Nin

 

[joe]

“In life, you’ll have your back up against the wall many times. You might as well get used to it.” Bare Bryant

"Victory is reserved for those who are willing to pay it's price." - Sun Tzu

When a women says "What?" Its not a because she did not here you. She is giving you a chance to take your foot out of your mouth.

The only thing worse then the one who got away, is the one who will not go away. LOL

 

[JohnAL]

When a women says "What?" Its not a because she did not here you. She is giving you a chance to take your foot out of your mouth.

Amen.

 

[Hunkyfish]

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do.
So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails.
Explore. Dream. Discover.”
Mark Twain

 

[Hunkyfish]

"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young." Henry Ford

 

[Hunkyfish]

“The best ammunition against lies is the truth, there is no ammunition
against gossip. It is like a fog and the clear wind blows it away and
the sun burns it off.” Ernest Hemingway

 

[Hunkyfish]

“What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal.”
— Albert Pike

 

[Hunkyfish]

And my personal favorite,,,

"I'm a Scotch-Irish-Pollock,
Dangerous in a bar, but usually just to myself"

Hunkyfish - 1979