My daughter's used to hate going out shopping with me because I would randomly let a loud one rip then look at one of them and say "(Insert name), excuse yourself, that's nasty." and then walk away. It's anyone's guess how they grew up to live normal healthy lives.
Those are horrible parenting skills donr. You should be ashamed!
Always blame them on your wife.
Ok so at my buddies house watching Super Bowl he is sitting on his lazy boy with a blanket his dog Lucky is under the blanket sitting on his lap. Well during halftime my buddy lifts his leg and rips one mighty of a fart. 10 seconds after letting rip Lucky crawls out from under the blanket jumps onto the ground and throws up! I was crying from laughing so hard that fart was terrible but the idea that he could make an animal who licks his own butt heave speaks volumes.
No body got a farted in church yet or in your space suit story?
Uhhhhh, we don't fart in church down here in the South Birdman.lane: