Meanwhile in Florida........

[FLT]

Just like David Korish in Waco. The FBI finally admitted that the surveillance showed he went into town once a week. Sooooooooooo . . . ???? ----- SAWMAN

Every Thursday I believe, the sheriff told them to just wait and he’d arrest him and hold him till they got there to pick him up.

 

[SAWMAN]

EXTREMELY SAD !! Then they posed for pics. EVEN SADER !!!
That was on the BILL CLINYON/JANET RENO watch,right ?? ---- SAWMAN

 

[FrommerStop]

Here is post on using guile to effect an arrest.

Soooo......as early as 1996, I was assigned a case with an Aryan Bro dude. He was reported by a CI to always be armed and to keep a converted HK-91 on hand at home...in his clandestine dope lab.

What did I do?

Did we show up wearing raid jackets and jump boots..."We are the Police - Open The Door" bulls__

EXTREMELY SAD !! Then they posed for pics. EVEN SADER !!!
That was on the BILL CLINYON/JANET RENO watch,right ?? ---- SAWMAN

t? No children...we set up a surveillance on him.

Then when he left the house for beer, or whateverthef__k, we rammed his ass, kicked him in the balls when he came out of the car, and stashed him in the back of a unit. Then in a much safer manner, tossed his crib for evidence, contraband, and all manner of otherwise cool shit...without a single shot fired.

Not By Strength...But By Guile. To paraphrase the motto of the SBS...be a tricky motherf__ker...even if you will never be as cool as an FBI Agent.

Just saying......

Oh...I did get 8 hours off for damage to a city vehicle for ramming Mr. 88

 

[FrommerStop]

EXTREMELY SAD !! Then they posed for pics. EVEN SADER !!!
That was on the BILL CLINYON/JANET RENO watch,right ?? ---- SAWMAN

The first fed to get shot people claimed was Bill C's preferred body guard. They wanted a raid op as part of a gunban push.

 

[Ric-san]

Lego my pork chop mother f’er...!!!

Woman accused of hitting man with hammer after fight about pork chops

A Pensacola woman was arrested Sunday after deputies say an argument about pork chops turned violent.

www.google.com

 

[ls1_guru]

Holy crap...

 

[Ross7]

Perhaps she was driving under the influence... of Botox.

An 82-year-old woman driving a Bentley is accused of running a red light and then leaving the scene of a crash in East Naples, officials said.

Seasonal Naples resident who caused crash in Bentley arrested for hit and run

The woman hit the deputy on the top of their head with a clipboard.

abc-7.com

 

[poppop]

i think she fled so she could get another face lift before her mug shot.

 

[Ric-san]

Perhaps she was driving under the influence... of Botox.

Seasonal Naples resident who caused crash in Bentley arrested for hit and run

The woman hit the deputy on the top of their head with a clipboard.

abc-7.com

I’d be her pool boy... she fled in a Bentley.

 

[meljel1]

This thread is dedicated to all crazy stories that happen in Florida, if you find one post the link in this thread.


Florida Man Arrested for Having Sex with an Alligator------->http://thugvirals.com/florida-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-an-alligator/

that man is extremely demented

 

[Bay Ranger]

Link is to "page not found"

 

[FrommerStop]

Link is to "page not found"

There is a reason for that

No, a Florida man was not arrested for having sex with a gator

A story circulating online about a Florida man having sex with an alligator in an act of twisted revenge is 100 percent fake and the sheriff's office has confirmed it.

The satirical news site ThugVirals posted an inflammatory story detailing the arrest of 59-year-old "Rupert Darwin" in Everglades City. The story says Darwin caught the 12-foot long alligator after it tried to drag him into the water.
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-florida-man-sex-gator-20150716-post.html

 

[fl57caveman]

2 women dressed as 'grannies' to get COVID-19 vaccine, Florida officials say (yahoo.com)

 

[Ric-san]

Florida Man pulls off “Lorena Bobbit” move on his wife’s bf...

Florida man 'blacked out' before severing wife's lover's penis

A Florida man who allegedly used a pair of scissors to cut off his wife’s lover’s penis claims he “blacked out” during the attack, a report said.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Crazydoc68]

I'll just put this here. Walton county man shooting a lawnmower full of tannerite. He never removed the blade.

Tannerite isnt harmless. It can be fun when used properly.

Doc

 

[wildrider666]

^^^^^ Ramblow's in action. Darwin Runnerup.

 

[Ross7]

It appears some inmates gave Florida Man a little tune-up, a shame they didn't give him a complete overhaul.

Police: Inmates attack Florida man accused in girl's torture death

MIAMI (AP) — Five South Florida inmates beat up an accused child killer as he slept because “of the nature of his pending charges,” authorities said in a police report. All five have been charged with battery by a detainee for the March 1 attack on Jorge Barahona at the Miami-Dade County jail...

weartv.com

 

[Ross7]

This Florida Man is in a real pickle now.

Florida Man Caught Publicly Jerking with Gherkin in His Behind, Say Police

A Tampa Bay area man was arrested for allegedly masturbating on private property with an “uneaten pickle” inserted in his rectum.

www.breitbart.com

 

[Ric-san]

This Florida Man is in a real pickle now.

Florida Man Caught Publicly Jerking with Gherkin in His Behind, Say Police

A Tampa Bay area man was arrested for allegedly masturbating on private property with an “uneaten pickle” inserted in his rectum.

www.breitbart.com

I guess if he “ate the evidence” they still get him for stroking his Johnson publically....

 

[FrommerStop]

This Florida Man is in a real pickle now.

Florida Man Caught Publicly Jerking with Gherkin in His Behind, Say Police

A Tampa Bay area man was arrested for allegedly masturbating on private property with an “uneaten pickle” inserted in his rectum.

www.breitbart.com

Talk about going blind, I will go blind from reading such things.