See the guy is smart. When a gun is needed he pulls this thing out and the criminal starts pissing his pants laughing. That way he doesn't have to shoot him and do the George Z thing.
Personally I think I would just shoot him rather than carry something like that (unless I had no other guns).
Lol Really. You did a good job on it though. Now if it was only a Glock. They are butt ugly guns and that would be an improvement. And before the Glock fan boys start....yes I own two of them.