Meanwhile in Florida........

[Ross7]

Guess he really wanted to be a Stud.

 

[Mozella]

Federal agent shoots himself in the foot.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/0...in-foot-at-orlando-international-airport.html

Sounds like it might be one of those silly Glocks practically designed to inadvertently hurt someone.

 

[TennJeep1618]

Happened in Fort Walton Beach today:

"Man Uses Umbrella To Whack Gun-Wielding Man At Beach"
http://wkrg.com/2017/08/01/man-uses-umbrella-to-whack-gun-wielding-man-at-beach/

Note: the video contains harsh language.

 

[Viking1204]

You guys have seen the shark being pulled behind the boat video right, well here's some fallout from that, MTV cancels a show do to death threats!

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...anceled-after-show-star-receive-backlash.html

 

[Viking1204]

I can't believe this kind of shit happens anywhere in this country let alone our own state. I currently live where there is a HOA and WILL NEVER live where this is one again once I finally sell and move. We can't have a shed in our yard to store lawn equipment, talk about some BS!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/0...o-remove-american-flag-wrap-from-mailbox.html

 

[fl57caveman]

HOA= commies , usually transplants from elsewhere, they love to get on the board to do it like they did it back home

 

[Mozella]

TELL YOUR KIDS NOT TO DRINK BOILING WATER.................... um......... you know............ in case they're too stupid to figure it out themselves.

http://www.mypalmbeachpost.com/news...e-drink-boiling-water/CMG7tAFN0U7Kg8SjL3N3IM/

 

[SAWMAN]

Sad . . BUT . . could have been lots worse. She could have grown up to be another breeder. --- SAWMAN

 

[fl57caveman]

the gene pool is richer because of it...sad, but really? drinking boiling water? how freaking stupid can you get?

 

[Mozella]

Three out of four people are idiots. Here's proof. Three people tried to subdue a violent robber with a knife in a Publix parking lot using their bare hands and they all got stabbed.

The forth pulled his gun and put a stop to the nonsense. Are you part of the 75% or the 25%?

http://www.breitbart.com/big-govern...pect-stopped-when-fourth-target-pulled-a-gun/

 

[wildrider666]

The good news is people are standing up to thuggies, bad news is they weren't up to the task. Odds are all the unsuccessful heros will get CWPs.

 

[IronBeard]

Jeff Foxworthy voice on: If flip-flop wearin' you, takes your flip-flop wearin' baby, and her flip-flop wearin' mama to Sunday lunch at Shark Fin in Pensacola, order beers all around, and then when they arrive, you all whip out zip-on koozies for your beers...... You ALL just might be Rednecks. Jeff Foxworthy voice off.

 

[SAWMAN]

My wife and I were in Oscar's one Sunday AM at 10 oclock for breakfast. We overheard a table with two "couples" ask the waitress if they served beer.
They were dressed like they had been out all night partying at Florabama. (Most likely slingin' fish also) --- SAWMAN

 

[IronBeard]

Yeah gotta keep the party goin'. I get the casual style and the flip-flop is the regional shoe, but when they whipped out the koozies, I could just about hear the banjo playin'. 10/10 on the concealment though. No idea where they pulled 'em from; just appeared. Nice.

 

[MarkS]

Man who identifies as Alice In Wonderland breaks into a Walmart construction site in Crestview. He then gets on a forklift and does $100K damage. He claims a Hookah smoking caterpillar told him to do it


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[TennJeep1618]

Man who identifies as Alice In Wonderland breaks into a Walmart construction site in Crestview. He then gets on a forklift and does $100K damage. He claims a Hookah smoking caterpillar told him to do it


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I just saw that and came here to post it: http://wkrg.com/2017/08/13/police-man-causes-100000-of-damage-to-liquor-store-construction-site/

 

[Viking1204]

If you transport a gas grill in an SUV without shutting the propane tank off and then light a cigarette, you must might be a dumb ass!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/1...suv-explodes-when-woman-lights-cigarette.html

 

[bohica793]

Might be?!?!?

 

[IronBeard]

If you transport a gas grill in an SUV without shutting the propane tank off and then light a cigarette, you must might be a dumb ass!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/1...suv-explodes-when-woman-lights-cigarette.html

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[bjstone193]

I was married to a woman like that once.