Obligatory Bikini/SFW thread

[Deersniper270]

Wish I was fishing

 

[Hossfly72]

Hiya fellers! Just got back from a four day cruise to the Bahamas ( Royal Carribbean, NOT Carnival!). It was EXCELLENT!!. Walked all over Nassau and spent a day on RC's private beach, lounging in the sun and drinking Captain Morgan and Coke. Here's the kicker I HAVE to share with ya'll though. Aboard this same ship were 340 models from Argintena (or however ya spell it). I didn't get one damn picture of them for you though and not because the wife would have shot me.... Ready? They were all, every damned one of them!, FIFTEEN DAMNED YEARS OLD!!!!!!
Pushiest, shovingest, rudest, least well behaved little heifers I have EVER met! And every one was dressed like a Las Vegas hooker! They walked around pulling their shorts out of there crotch and stumbling around in 6-8 inch high heels! And on the beach, it looked like a bunch of red assed babboons! None of them had a respectable bathing suit, all G-strings with a little sunburned ass hanging out of it! It was rather disappointing in the scenery aspect, although there were a few good lookers. But it was an enjoyable four days of drinking and sunning!

 

[Seanpcola]

We're all concerned that you were traumatized Hoss.


Actually, not in the least. We are actually quite put out that you didn't play shutterbug.:ban:

 

[Ghettobuster]

:smokin:

 

[FrankT]

I do believe 15 is legal in International waters...LOL

 

[Seanpcola]

I do believe 15 is legal in International waters...LOL

I had Hoss convinced that the cruise ship was going to have an engine fire and they would be drifting at sea for weeks. He made me promise that I would rent a boat and come get his ass. His wife said she would refuse to dive over the side at that height. I already had him convinced to sling a few of those hotties over the side for rescue. All I could see was win/win. Of course, the Hossmeister would be getting a divorce but it would be sooooooo worth it.

For me at least.

 

[JohnAL]

Pushiest, shovingest, rudest, least well behaved little heifers I have EVER met!

Then you have not been on a Disney cruise. I think it was in 2001 my job required me to go on the first 7 day cruise they had ever made with the Disney Magic. It was the second worst seven days in my life. Obnoxious kids running and screaming everywhere. Pissed off teenagers that did not want to be there. Pissed off dads that did not want to be there. Moms screaming at the kids and pissed off at the dads and teenagers. Thankfully I spent most of the days in the 120 degree engine room. There was some fine scenery around the adult only pool area when I had the time.

The second worst week in my life was aboard a tramp freighter tied up in the Port of Topolobampo in a god forsaken part of Mexico on the Gulf of California but that's another story. I was basically held hostage for a week.

 

[Hossfly72]

I actually got married on the Disney Magic in March of 2007. Had a great time! Kids were all over the place but they were pretty much doing their own thing in their own part of the ship. I did hang out a lot in the adult section though, smoking Cuban cigars, drinking rum and Coke, and studying for my instrument rating. That's the way to study right there!

 

[JohnAL]

I'm glad it worked for you.

 

[Hossfly72]

Of course, I might have enjoyed the Cubans and rum so much that the kids became invisible... LOL

 

[rtprthd]

All this talk of cigars and rum have inspired me. Time to hit up the humidor.

Sent from my XDs

 

[rtprthd]

 

[JohnAL]

I need to be interviewed.

 

[JohnAL]

I wanna play (whatever they are playing)

 

[JohnAL]

this damn sure ain't the Bay Minette Walmart.

 

[JohnAL]

cheeky

 

[Ghettobuster]

wtflayball:

 

[wareagle50]

I'd like to show her my meat aisle. Sorry just could not resist.

 

[bobinbusan]

I'd like to show her my meat aisle. Sorry just could not resist.

Just couldn't resist a reply to this one, anytime a 9 pound 25 inch baby can climb out you don't have to worry about doing any damage to it :nono::high5:

 

[joe]

Cheeky is right John.:thumb: I wish the Theodore walmart had that kind of talent.