Obligatory Bikini/SFW thread

[kawiking888]

 

[kawiking888]

 

[JohnAL]

Careful there.
I'm 110% a butt man but when the thighs get too big I lose interest. :smokin:

 

[Seanpcola]

Careful there.
I'm 110% a butt man but when the thighs get too big I lose interest. :smokin:

^^^^This^^^^^

As with something MsChief said a while back I'll go further. Long legs, perfect butt and slim waist is all I ask. I don't even care much for a big rack. Especially not "bolt on" (I'm still laughing at MsChief' throwing that out). That's how my wife was when I met her. She was a bartender when we met and all of the regulars called her the main attraction. Extremely long legs, spectacular derriere, tiny waste and a card carrying member of the Itty Bitty Titty Club. And that was at 42 YO and 5 kids. Nope, don''t like too much butt and neither do I care for huge thighs. Butt...........to each his own.

 

[MsChief]

 

[JohnAL]

Yes ma'am!

 

[Hossfly72]

Bolt on boobs, thunder thighs, or IBTC members.......

"Hell, I'd be happy just to find a woman to talk dirty to me"--- Goose in Top Gun (and me nearly every day)

 

[Seanpcola]

Here's one with a caboose

 

[Seanpcola]

And another

 

[Seanpcola]

Bolt on boobs, thunder thighs, or IBTC members.......

"Hell, I'd be happy just to find a woman to talk dirty to me"--- Goose in Top Gun (and me nearly every day)

Hoss, every woman I've ever been with talked dirty to me at least once. Of course it was usually something like "Get the f%&k away from me asshole" or something similar.

 

[Hossfly72]

Heard a comedian talking bout women and he said,

"I know exactly what all women want. All women want is security.
At least that's what they start screaming every time I approach one in a bar!"

 

[Hossfly72]

View attachment 2230.

Seein as I'm from farm country and got my first kiss (among other things) in a barn, I'm partial to girls and tractors

 

[wareagle50]

That there gets my John Deere hard. Damn......

 

[Seanpcola]

Here ya go Hossman:

 

[JohnAL]

Do you have access to my computer? That is my desktop. arty:

Her name is Hillary Fisher. Search Google images. You will not be disappointed.

 

[Hossfly72]

I googled her John and came to one conclusion. It's just a shame in this day and age that this poor girl can't afford to buy clothes big enough to fit her! And she aint even a big ol gal!


Ps- hey!!! I'm a 9mm now! Yay me!

 

[wildrider666]

If they can plow I'm interested. If they aerate and seed I'm in lust.

 

[Hossfly72]

Aerate and seed!?!?!! You sicko pervert! LOL

 

[Mullet Hunter]

I would drink her tub water..... She by far is the best looking thing on this thread to date......

 

[kawiking888]