I just got called a bloody bastard by an indian phone scammer lol.

[RackinRay]

Tom Mabe did a good one on a solicitor:

 

[MaxNr]

I usually answer " Joes Barber shop", then ask if they want an appointment. Got a call from SS minutes ago. Was told that I was in some kind of serious @#$&. I told the guy that I had TWO $100 W'mart cards and they were his if he could make this go away.

 

[HayesGreener]

I have heard that if you tell them you were busy spanking the monkey when they called and now you need help getting back into it with questions about what they are wearing, what position they like, do they like Barry White, etc, they will put you on a do not call list.