Home Defense

[OperationalPinecone]

His 1911 must've jammed. Wild story..

SPD: Homeowner uses samurai sword to stab suspected burglar armed with a pitchfork

Police say a suspected burglar attacked a homeowner with a pitchfork in Seattle's Beacon Hill neighborhood, but the man fought back with a samurai sword.

www.fox13seattle.com

 

[sloporsche]

Pitchforks,swords,guns ...interesting home décor...what else ? Surely spears,arrows....rocks

 

[Longtooth]

Pitchforks,swords,guns ...interesting home décor...what else ? Surely spears,arrows....rocks

I have a spear by the door to the garage, and one in my office.

 

[sloporsche]

I have a spear by the door to the garage, and one in my office.

i have my wife's lead sinker cupcakes in the kitchen for a week ....does that count ?

 

[Longtooth]

i have my wife's lead sinker cupcakes in the kitchen for a week ....does that count ?

Whatever is quick and effective counts.

 

[ABlaster]

Katanas are much better in the slash/cut than they are in the thrust.

Successful resolution nonetheless!

 

[FLT]

My friend has a 140 pound dog that doesn’t bark or growl, folks ask how he will know if the dog catches someone sneaking around his place . I just laugh and say if a very large well trained dog bites you in the butt or crotch everyone within a half mile will know you are in the area . Just imagine the feeling of that in the dark when you couldn’t see him coming and didn’t have any idea what had grabbed you . Terrifying to say the least.

 

[NavCorman]

i have my wife's lead sinker cupcakes in the kitchen for a week ....does that count ?

Is that for a slow agonizing death ?

 

[Rebel_Rider1969]

Katana machete makes brush chopping fun!

 

[IronBeard]

I would not want to be hacked/sliced by a Samurai or Katana. Old carpenter mentor of mine used to keep a handsaw behind his truck seat with the intent of swinging it like a sword. Hey officer, I'm a carpenter, it's all I had...

 

[fl57caveman]

I would not want to be hacked/sliced by a Samurai or Katana. Old carpenter mentor of mine used to keep a handsaw behind his truck seat with the intent of swinging it like a sword. Hey officer, I'm a carpenter, it's all I had...

massive loss of blood.... katanas will cut an arm off, or a head