What is a Woman?

[kanaka]

Oh, it gets much better.

 

[fl57caveman]

Well like th old joke about the lesbian and the cowboy.

I thought I knew what I was but I guess I’m a lesbian.

An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women."

The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

 

[Southalabama]

An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women."

The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

There’s also a good YouTube video of the joke

 

[BluesBrother]

There’s also a good YouTube video of the joke

Please include the link. I'd very much like to watch it. Or tell me under what name the video is under.

 

[Southalabama]

You asked

 

[IronBeard]

I'll ask my wife when she wakes up. I'm not sure anymore...

 

[JMC]

Sad to see how out of control the acceptance of the absolutely absurd is today. 20 years ago if a boy said he was really a T-Rex and wanted to live like one, look like one, and have surgery to have T-Rex pieces and parts he would have been institutionalized for mental illness.

Today that same boy can get his pieces and parts switched out, put on a dress, and call himself a girl and is celebrated for it.

This is what happens when a generation of parents were never introduced to the back of the woodshed, forced to pick their own switch off a tree, or even heard to the word "No" growing up.

Just my take...