Thief in Avalon Beach

[Seanpcola]

I have noticed Sean becoming more mellow since he has turned 70. He used to meet the meat at the end of his driveway and start shooting from there with his HiPoint. NOW . . . . he starts with rocks and Miller High Life bottles and progressively gets more . . . uhhhhhh . . . serious the closer to his house they come.
Until . . . finally,ultimately . . . the dog gets launched off the front porch.
After that . . . it aint pretty. You ought to see his collection of "salesmen ass". --- SAWMAN

Wrong, wrong, wrong. I'm 413 in dog years. I let them on the property and then close the remote gate THEN I let the dogs loose.

 

[Seanpcola]

Liberals moving into Sean's neighborhood, that can't be good.

It's not. First it was me getting my ass chewed over the salesmen, then I'm targeted because I defended horse poop on the road in front of my house (Hey, free fertilizer, I'm a glass half full kind of guy), next was that I'm close minded because I get a 'tude over punk's screaming at my wife for slowing down to turn into the driveway and finally the ultimate: I defended my neighbor for shooting at his backyard range. Hey, I'm a backward asshole. Maybe I'll eventually wise up and get with a progressive state of mind like Sawman and tolerate diversity.

 

[Jerry]

SAWMAN is the most diverse individual I've ever met. He identifies with most chamberings, tolerates different optics and loves to use powder.

 

[SAWMAN]

PLUS . . . . I have seen the Moody Blues live in concert. Soooooooooo . . . . . --- SAWMAN

 

[Seanpcola]

I slept with the girlfriend of a roadie for Metallica one time so I would say I'm pretty open minded.

 

[SAWMAN]

Is that where you caught . . . . . . well . . . you know ??
BTW - - -> what's a "Metallica". Guessing,kinda like cerakote ?? --- SAWMAN