What the lights in your car really mean:
TGIF, I hope my vision comes back, kind of blurry right now.
Warming up. Don't want to pull a muscle when I start swinging.
Not sure it will help but go ahead....I guess I gotta get me one of them there 1911s lest I be judged unworthy.
Hey man, gotta be a poser.
Seriously, I do want one but don't want to buy any junk and I'm not ready to spend big bucks right now.