Meanwhile in Florida........

[donr101395]

PCB representin' ROFL you can't make this stuff up.

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20160704/report-2-accidentally-text-dea-to-buy-cocaine

[FONT=&quot]PANAMA CITY BEACH — Two people have been arrested after a man unwittingly texted the Drug Enforcement Agency that he had $20,000 and wanted to buy some cocaine, according to court records.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Jeremy Hubbard, 31, and Jade Martin, 19, were arrested Wednesday night outside a hotel on State Road 77. DEA agents reported they had $21,000 and small amounts of cocaine, prescription pills and marijuana on them at the time.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]DEA agents met and arrested Hubbard and Martin after they received the text that the two wanted to buy two kilos of cocaine, according to court records. The arrests were part of what local DEA officials said is an ongoing investigation, officers reported.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Martin was charged with possession of cocaine and possession with intent to distribute a controlled substance. She is being held on $17,500 bond.[/FONT]

 

[MarkS]

PCB representin' ROFL you can't make this stuff up.

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20160704/report-2-accidentally-text-dea-to-buy-cocaine

Sounds like they wound up where they belong. Talk about your stupid criminals. lmao

 

[wildrider666]

Mom does driveby X2 so kids can shoot homeless man with BB gun!

http://www.guns.com/2016/08/11/mom-...ds-as-they-targeted-homeless-man-with-bb-gun/

 

[Viking1204]

Driving around at 1 am with her 3 sons having them shoot homeless men with BB guns, Mom of the year candidate right there LOL!

 

[Stagman]

Face eating Zombie attack again in Florida--->http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ng-husband-s-face-growling-random-attack.html

 

[FrankT]

Stag, and he was a FSU student

 

[Mozella]

Does this vest work?

TAMPA, Fla. - Police say a Florida man asking if a bulletproof vest "still worked" was fatally shot by his cousin.

A Tampa police report says Joaquin Mendez, 23, put on the vest late Saturday and "wondered aloud whether it still worked." :yell:

Police say his cousin, Alexandro Garibaldi, 24, pulled out a gun and responded, "Let's see." :smokin:

Officers found Mendez outside the house with a gunshot wound in his chest. Mendez died at a hospital. :violin:

According to the report, Garibaldi initially told officers he found his wounded cousin after hearing a gunshot. However, police say a witness described Garibaldi shooting Mendez.

Police say the vest was found inside the house with a gunshot. ray2:

 

[Ross7]

I guess proponents of Darwinism would say that the vest worked just fine.

 

[TennJeep1618]

Naked Florida man breaks into home, bites resident, dies.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...l&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

 

[rtprthd]

Naked Florida man breaks into home, bites resident, dies.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...l&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Sounds like some good ol bath salts or whatever the idiots are smoking these days.

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[Ric-san]

Better yet...man high on meth cuts off his own junk...feeds them to gator

http://www.bostonleader.com/florida-man-high-meth-cuts-off-genitals-feeds-alligator/

Where the fuck are these idiots coming from...?

 

[fl57caveman]

man breaks in,ignoring warning shot, gets shot by all

http://www.redneckrepairs.com/video/burglar-breaks-into-home-entire-family-shoots-him/

 

[wildrider666]

A family that slays together, stays together. Lol

 

[HughJoergan]

I got your ball pit right here!!!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/19027...ick-off-in-mass-brawl-at-kids-birthday-party/

 

[shadeogray]

https://www.yahoo.com/style/florida-man-accidentally-marries-granddaughter-134404942.html

 

[S_SHELL]

I got your ball pit right here!!!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/19027...ick-off-in-mass-brawl-at-kids-birthday-party/

thats our spider ring dammit!

 

[wildrider666]

Anybody here bake this cake?

http://www.guns.com/2016/10/04/sorry-i-tased-you-cake-not-enough-for-woman-zapped-in-florida/

 

[lonesouth]

man marries gold digger grand daughter. It is like a train wreck put in words

http://www.floridasunpost.com/miami-man-discovers-bride-granddaughter-no-plans-divorce/

 

[MarkS]

Laid up in the hospital with one of the family jewels swollen to 3 times it's normal size
And just in case that wasn't enough pain my prostate has flared up again


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[HughJoergan]

Ouch! There's a joke in there somewhere, but still.... Hope ya get better and quick!