Louisiana lawmaker proposes age and weight restrictions on strippers

[JohnAL]

http://www.bizpacreview.com/2016/05...sal-to-cap-weight-and-age-of-strippers-342459

 

[Seanpcola]

John, I believe you and I should do our civic duty, go to LA and apply for code enforcement officers. I k ow I would sure as hell crack the whip and enforce the intent of the law, not so sure about the letter. I mean 160 lbs. Is pushing it to the extreme upper limits unless she's 6' tall and Brickhouse built.

 

[JohnAL]

I'm in.
I was not going to say anything bur since you broke the ice, If she is 160 she had better break 6'.

 

[MarkS]

Ingrid was 6'4" and about 170lbs and yep she was all that and a bag of chips but she wasn't a stripper.

 

[JohnAL]

I could deal with that. Once upon a time I had a ladyfriend that was 6-3

 

[Seanpcola]

6'2" was my personal best. Don't remember what she said she weighed but she was lean and all legs.

 

[MarkS]

It was a lot of fun with me being a bit over 5"9" and 160lb's but she got to wanting serious and I was all about the fun.

 

[Seanpcola]

Mine, I'm afraid to say, went into the Air Force, we dated more when she came back home on leave, but when she finally got out she was batting for the other team. I was more than willing to share but she and her new significant other just wasn't as open to diversity as I was..........

 

[HughJoergan]

I support common sense legislation........

and big girls!!! You judgemental bastards!!!

 

[FUPAGUNT]

Guess I'm out

 

[wildrider666]

While on R&R in Wakiki back in the day, I went to a all nude theater on the main drag. It was as advertised but the woman on stage was over 60 years old! When the second one came out and could have been the firsts mother, it was time to go. I think that the age factor negated all sexual aspects and allowed them to operate back then. It sure nullified it for me! Legislation is not a bad idea in this case.

 

[LowRiderRed]

I saw a stripper once with one leg shorter than the other. She danced in circles all night long.

 

[Brandon_SPC]

What about them chubby chasers? Big booty judy chasers? Or big tata chasers? ahahaha I will say 160lbs at about 5'10" is pretty skinny or not fat lol

 

[fl57caveman]

John, I believe you and I should do our civic duty, go to LA and apply for code enforcement officers. I k ow I would sure as hell crack the whip and enforce the intent of the law, not so sure about the letter. I mean 160 lbs. Is pushing it to the extreme upper limits unless she's 6' tall and Brickhouse built.

that job is safer than the one you have now...bet a red wasp wont pop you in the forehead there inspector...

 

[FUPAGUNT]

Just gotta watch out for them land crabs

 

[JohnAL]

that would be the least of my worries

 

[Seanpcola]

Just sayin'.

 

[Seanpcola]

that job is safer than the one you have now...bet a red wasp wont pop you in the forehead there inspector...

I think Fupa answered this best.

 

[FUPAGUNT]

that would be the least of my worries

Gonosyphiherpeaids?

 

[wildrider666]

Had to urban dic that one. Lol