AU/Bama/FSU Poem (you'll love it, no matter what side you're on)

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    'Twas the night they'll remember - Chuck Porretto 12-01-2013
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    ‘Twas the night after Auburn
    and all through the land,
    not a “Roll Tide” was uttered
    by a Crimsom Tide fan.
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    They used to be boisterous,
    they used to be loud,
    they used to be boastful,
    and cocky and proud.
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    But they lost all their swagger,
    they lost all their swing.
    For one little second
    had changed everything.
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    The score it was even.
    The clock had run dry.
    When Nicholas Saban
    then started to cry.
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    He demanded a second
    be put on the clock.
    The worse that could happen?
    A miss or a block.
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    But fate it is fickle,
    and greed has a price,
    and what happened next
    just wasn’t too nice.
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    The previous kicks,
    wide left and wide right.
    So he put in a rookie,
    'twas not very bright.
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    The kick was a boomer
    of 56 yards,
    but the extra yard needed
    was not in the cards.
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    And back in the end zone
    a lone Tiger stood.
    He caught that ol’ football,
    he caught it real good.
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    He started to run,
    he heard the cheers grow.
    The Crimson Tide offense?
    Too fat and too slow.
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    One hundred and nine
    he ran for a score.
    If needed he could have
    run one hundred more
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    The crowd it erupted
    while storming the field.
    The Crimson Tide’s season
    was settled and sealed.
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    A cry of “War Eagle”
    soon echoed the plain.
    Nick Saban’s expression
    was one of pure pain.
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    And up in Ohio
    they shouted "Go Bucks"
    It gave hope to many
    except Gators and Ducks.
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    And in Tuscaloosa
    you could hear a pin drop.
    And in Tallahassee
    a tomahawk chop.
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    For the night after Auburn
    the Tide does not roll.
    The new boss in town
    wears garnet and gold.
     

    gunnerxxx

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    I still stand proud as a Bama fan. We still hold the most championships so.... until then..... I give my congrats to Auburn they out coached us. "Go Auburn" at least there is still a chance for an SEC team to win! F**K Ohio State they play nobody! Its fact that Yankees play better basketball, and southerners play better football.
     

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    That is a good one...thanks! And FSU is gonna wipe the field with Ohio.....It has been too long since the Noles were a force on the field...

    I agree with most of the that Gunner...The south is where real football is played...
     

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    literally had me on the floor in laughter! Have many bama fans online and only 2 had the nerve and class enough to comment after their loss. Def gotta keep this........keep em coming!
     

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    I started it and I'm a Bama fan. But I know funny when I see it. Fact is, yes I am a Bama Fan but I don't live or die by what some football team does. And as for being a Bama fan, I am not, particularly a Nick Saban Fan. He plays "not to loose" instead of playing to win. See Iron Bowl 3 years ago, we were up 28 at half and still lost. Great coach, just not great at holding a lead in close games. Any one who watched that game on 4 & 1 at their 30 knew that Yeldon was going to get the ball and going over the K brothers. Auburn knew it too. Had he ran ANY other play Alabama would have gotten the first down and probably won the game.
     
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