valentines day ideas

[Welldoya]

I was in WalMart the other day to buy a card. I don't know what the deal is, but everything in that place has gone up ridiculously. The cards that were $1.99 - $2.99 last year are now $3.99 and $4.99 - for her to say "That's Nice" and throw it away.
I said BS, I'm just gonna tell her Happy V-Day.
We have been married 30 years and used to play along with the Hallmark Holidays but not any more. We might go to dinner but we do that every Friday anyway.

 

[FVNVTVK]

I didn't do squat a year or two ago. Boy, was she mad!!!
Still don't believe in the "holiday" cuz I love my wife everyday.
However, i am going to give her a massage, then take her to Blackwater Bistro.

BTW...I'm a licensed massage therapist and make housecalls for less than what you'd pay for driving to one of those cookie cutter 50 minute massage places. If you or someone you know needs affordable REAL therapy, give me a call.
-Travis

 

[HughJoergan]

 

[FVNVTVK]

Here's your box, bro. Might be a little roomy, but...



LoL!!!

 

[jakec]

i knew i could count on yall!

 

[Aaronious45]

As usual... The wife knows me to well and instead of getting me flowers for vday she ordered this

 

[FUPAGUNT]

Better charge yer phone man

 

[jakec]

.356? for 9mm?

 

[Aaronious45]

124g .356