The Poverty Dong (TM)

[Anangrypasta]

Hello gentlemen, are you broke like me? Want to grip a dong but you can't afford the overpriced surplus market? Introducing the Poverty Dong (TM). Take a $5 A2 front sight you bought on Amazon and just clamp it on upside down. Handles just like a dong, looks like a dong, doesn't block mag changes, and doesn't break the bank.

Attached to some equally tasteful Tapco furniture.

 

[Scorpio7821]

Such a great sales speech lol

 

[.22 cents]

Nice dong

 

[Anangrypasta]

Nice dong

Thanks buddy. Who doesn't love a good dong?

 

[Grits1/5]

I remember 15 years ago, when all the Romanian ak parts kits were $100 and came with the dongs, and we usually just threw away the dongs

 

[stage20]

Kinda small for a black dong.

 

[DGladden]

Kinda small for a black dong.

And you know this from personal experience??

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[Duckyou]

Such a great sales speech lol

You could be selling them for $9.99!

 

[Rebel_Rider1969]

You could be selling them for $9.99!

Hell no. Cnc machined to mil spec $29.99.

 

[Rebel_Rider1969]

Here's my invention, the double bi pod.... accessories not included!