Springfield 1911-A1 in Crestview. $525

[zombiekiller]

Springfield 1911-A1


Crestview, South side.


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$500


Selling a "shooter" Springfield 1911-A1. By that, I mean it isn't a safe queen...but it's a good, solid piece of American hardware. When you pick it up, women automatically find you more attractive. You begin to develop another testicle because there is so much badassery oozing through your pores. Liberals will fear you more than ever. Be careful when you take this sucker home, because it'll probably make the 'ol lady start to ovulate. (850)830-two944

 

[zombiekiller]

I like that I tried to confuse y'all with the price. $500 is the price...not $525 like I had in the title. See? Price drop already.

 

[poppop]

wow zombiekiller, you sure know how put things in words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[zombiekiller]

Thanks, man. I'm just trying not to get the wife pregnant just yet. Gotta sell it.

 

[zombiekiller]

Sale pending.

 

[zombiekiller]

Sold.