Meanwhile in Florida........

[Duckyou]

This Florida Man is in a real pickle now.

Florida Man Caught Publicly Jerking with Gherkin in His Behind, Say Police

A Tampa Bay area man was arrested for allegedly masturbating on private property with an “uneaten pickle” inserted in his rectum.

www.breitbart.com

Sounds like it could be a couple of members here - butt hurt...

 

[Ric-san]

I guess we now know why his Grandfather couldn't hear him....freakin' Florida Man strikes again...

Florida man admits to killing grandfather, cutting his ears off

DELAND, Fla. (WPEC) — The Lake County Sheriff's Office was called to a home in DeLand, Florida, Saturday night for reports of a man who said he was attacked by his grandfather. Kolby Parker, 30, told deputies he and his 77-year-old grandfather, Ronald Wells, Sr. , were smoking marijuana when...

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[MarkS]

One of the radio stations I listen to has been running a promotion for a new on air show Florida Man. Supposed to start at 5:00 am Monday on 103.1 fm out of Niceville, Florida. Their advertising for it has me listening to other stations


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[Ric-san]

One of the radio stations I listen to has been running a promotion for a new on air show Florida Man. Supposed to start at 5:00 am Monday on 103.1 fm out of Niceville, Florida. Their advertising for it has me listening to other stations


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We all pretty much live the “Florida Man” dynamic in our daily lives here...just sayin’

 

[wildrider666]

Had a kid try Base Jumping from a 14 story PCB hotel two days ago. TRIED is the key word. Gravity still works as advertised.

 

[Ross7]

Had a kid try Base Jumping from a 14 story PCB hotel two days ago. TRIED is the key word. Gravity still works as advertised.

When I read about that I instantly got some Ted Nugent stuck in my head... "Kamikaze from the hundredth floor, swan dive to the street".

 

[Ross7]

I didn't know a boxing glove(s) was classified as a weapon, figured it would be better than getting hit with a bare fist.

Riddle was arrested and charged with one count of child abuse with personal/special weapon.

Police: Florida mom attacked student while wearing boxing glove

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) — A Florida woman was wearing a boxing glove as she attacked a student on a middle school campus, police said. Edith Riddle, of Jacksonville, was arrested on a child abuse charge March 18 by Duval County School Police, First Coast News reported. Police said a school...

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[wildrider666]

^^^^ Mom and student daughter were leaving after a "Visit with the Vice Principal", anybody wanna guess why? Mom's claim that that the one boxing glove was "glued to her wrist" is either the worse lie ever or she really is at a level stupidity seldom seen. Then again, they searched for and both attacked the other student (in ref to VP visit I presume). Like daughter, like mother! Lol

 

[Ric-san]

I didn't know a boxing glove(s) was classified as a weapon, figured it would be better than getting hit with a bare fist.

Police: Florida mom attacked student while wearing boxing glove

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) — A Florida woman was wearing a boxing glove as she attacked a student on a middle school campus, police said. Edith Riddle, of Jacksonville, was arrested on a child abuse charge March 18 by Duval County School Police, First Coast News reported. Police said a school...

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Because who doesn’t go to a parent/administrator meeting at your kids school with a boxing glove “glued“ to your hand. I have some of Andrew Dice Clay’s standup “the goo (be gone) strict two” for her hand....just sayin’

 

[Ross7]

Maybe in their country they're legal to kill and a delicacy as well.

Florida Fish and Wildlife hoping to catch the men who killed tarpon

FWC officers are searching for the men in the photo who killed a tarpon in Key Largo.

www.wjhg.com

 

[Fodderwing]

Clearwater teacher arrested for DUI in Polk County; BAC was twice the legal limit, deputies say

Officials said a Clearwater elementary school teacher is facing a DUI charge after she was arrested in Auburndale.

www.fox13news.com

Deputies said Huff was in the driver’s seat "slumped on the steering wheel."

According to a news release, when deputies spoke to her they noticed "bloodshot watery eyes, and could smell a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from her breath and heard her to have slurred speech."
When asked for her driver’s license, deputies said she handed them a credit card. They said they asked her how much she had to drink and she responded with, "It was f---ing awesome."


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[War-Buff]

Poor fellow was heartbroken...
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