Maybe I'm sick but I find this funny in a way

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  • Fletch

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    Evidently my wife and I both share your sick sense of humor because I just read her the story and we both had a good laugh over his choice of dinning establishment for a celebration. I mean hey, he always puts her first and he's gonna show her! We are both a little conflicted about what to think about the actual acquittal. Hard to believe he didn't just smoke a dude who he caught shagging his wife but then again if someone is stupid enough to sneak in and screw a man's wife in his own home while he sleeps....well.
     

    Seanpcola

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    Yeah, if I ever walked in on my wife and another guy getting busy I'll drop $5 on his rear end and suggest he go to Brownsville for some good stuff. Sure ain't gonna be any gun play over it.

    I'd probably still take momma to Waffle House afterward though......................
     

    JohnAL

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    I find the last line just as funny. I'm not conflicted in the least by the killing or the aquittal. Loverboy would still be alive if he thought with his other head. He got what he deserved.

    :thumb:

    Although it would have been a good time to get rid of both of them. I guess the kicker for me is that he was in the old man's house.
     

    Seanpcola

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    Yeah, dead guy should have made arrangements to host that little party at a motel or something at least. I would have gotten rid of the wife too. Maybe "shooting" the scene with a camera for evidence. I certainly can't make a judgement call on how she found herself dancing to the horizontal bop but the statement "blacked out from a full bottle of Cognac tends to make me think she wasn't much of a June Cleaver type anyway.
     

    Seanpcola

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    I did not see in the article. Was it a trailer park?

    LOL. I don't know but coincidentally this whole story reminded me of a quote made by my favorite author P.J. O'Rourke in reference to a similar incident. He stated "How did God, in his infinite wisdom, miss that particular trailer park?".
     

    Hossfly72

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    I wanna go to Waffle House now! Or fool around, either one....
     

    JohnAL

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    uh-uh
    That's one road I ain't traveling.
     

    Choppersled

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    Brings new meaning to All Star Special.
     

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