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    A little different for sure

     

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    I've bought that soup from BJ's. It's pretty good and ready in 3 minutes. And no clean up. Just toss the paper cup. As for the commercial, I don't get it. The English translation goes buy faster than I can read. And not enough contrast for older eyes. Maybe after I watch several times I'll get it. I also mispronounced Nissin.
     
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    I've bought that soup from BJ's. It's pretty good and ready in 3 minutes. And no clean up. Just toss the paper cup. As for the commercial, I don't get it. The English translation goes buy faster than I can read. And not enough contrast for older eyes. Maybe after I watch several times I'll get it. I also mispronounced Nissin.
    It is so ridiculous that it is funny.

    Good to know that product is actually good.
     

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    In the old Pepsi commercial the phrase- come alive- translates to Chinese as ( brings your ancestors back from the dead ).
     

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    Yes people always try correcting my correct pronunciation of nitto lol
     

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    Here's an old commercial, for Shiseido soap.
     

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    It is ridiculous I agree, but something is also lost in translation and that is what may make it ridiculous to us.
    One of the last sentences says something like can’t fight on an empty stomach. I wonder if it is their attempt at a snickers like comercial. Eat a snickers because you aren’t yourself when you are hungry. Idk it was confusing lol
     

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    We're talking about the same Japanese culture that raped Nanking, China. Nobody in Western civilization will ever fully understand them. No wonder China is so pissed at us... look at who we are allies with now and what our allies did to the Chinese in the name of having fun
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    Many Chinese have not forgotten; they also do not like Japanese people.

    There are certainly aspects of Japanese culture and society that I do not like.
     

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    We're talking about the same Japanese culture that raped Nanking, China. Nobody in Western civilization will ever fully understand them. No wonder China is so pissed at us... look at who we are allies with now and what our allies did to the Chinese in the name of having fun
    As you know, the Japanese were NOT our allies at that time (1937), Japan attacked and sunk the USS Panay at the same time. The U.S. was neutral with both China and Japan though the U.S. increased diplomatic pressure and sanctions on Japan. Those Sanctions were a major reason for Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor. In 1952, Treaties gave Japan back its Sovereignty and established it U.S-JAPAN military alliance since Japan was heavily restricted their forces to military defense.

    It's a tactic of the Left to apply current status/norms/laws onto past history and apply judgements. It's incorrect to infer an "allies relationship" between countries in a time period when none existed. Should it be stated our "current German" allies carried out genocide while conquering most of Europe? The current manipulation of past conduct into current responsibiliy-guilt by race association game is commonly being played.
     

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    As you know, the Japanese were NOT our allies at that time (1937), Japan attacked and sunk the USS Panay at the same time. The U.S. was neutral with both China and Japan though the U.S. increased diplomatic pressure and sanctions on Japan. Those Sanctions were a major reason for Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor. In 1952, Treaties gave Japan back its Sovereignty and established it U.S-JAPAN military alliance since Japan was heavily restricted their forces to military defense.

    It's a tactic of the Left to apply current status/norms/laws onto past history and apply judgements. It's incorrect to infer an "allies relationship" between countries in a time period when none existed. Should it be stated our "current German" allies carried out genocide while conquering most of Europe? The current manipulation of past conduct into current responsibiliy-guilt by race association game is commonly being played.
    I said: "look at who we are allies with NOW, and what our allies DID (past tense)..." pretty clear to me, Idk about you.... I wouldnt forgive the Japs now for what happened back then either if I were the Chinese right now. The Japs have a reckoning coming
     

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    I said: "look at who we are allies with NOW, and what our allies DID (past tense)..." pretty clear to me, Idk about you.... I wouldnt forgive the Japs now for what happened back then either if I were the Chinese right now. The Japs have a reckoning coming
    "Allies DID (past tense)". "Did" is past tense but you can't group "Allies" into that past tense when they were not Allies at that time. Stating "What the Japanese did" would be correct, you present a false dichotomy by inserting "our allies". People and National sentement can hold grudges againd countries/war criminals but its far fetched attach the U.S. "allies" relationship to Japanese atrocities.
     

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    We're talking about the same Japanese culture that raped Nanking, China. Nobody in Western civilization will ever fully understand them. No wonder China is so pissed at us... look at who we are allies with now and what our allies did to the Chinese in the name of having fun View attachment 115295 View attachment 115296


    Worse than the Germans did to the Jews.

    Why Chinese tend to detest Japanese.
     

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    Raven said:


    We're talking about the same Japanese culture that raped Nanking, China. Nobody in Western civilization will ever fully understand them. No wonder China is so pissed at us... look at who we are allies with now and what our allies did to the Chinese in the name of having funView attachment 115295View attachment 115296

    Worse than the Germans did to the Jews.

    Why Chinese tend to detest Japanese.
    Letting loose the dogs of war, few powerful countries are innocent of such acts. Perhaps one expects such things from the people such as the Mongols. But we see that civilized people were just as bad at times. The civilized Romans put down the Jewish revolts in the first century AD with genocide. And so has often been the story. Remember the religious wars when one group of Christians was killing another group of Christians while worshiping the same god. Then we had a war in Balkans with Catholic, orthodox, and muslim killing each in various combinations.

    One reason that civilians need to be armed and at least I know one civilian that will always be armed is that one can not trust the decency of his fellow countrymen much less those might invade from the outside.
     

    no woryz

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    never see a value in these arguments..... as for the OP, guess the humor is lost in translation.... as for the other..... if the chinese hate the japanese still for the atrocities of 4 million deaths during WWII, then how do the chinese feel about the chinese who killed over 40+million of its population? as far as a reckoning, if the japanese are so bad then someone will eventually drop 2 atomic bombs on them....
     

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    "Allies DID (past tense)". "Did" is past tense but you can't group "Allies" into that past tense when they were not Allies at that time. Stating "What the Japanese did" would be correct, you present a false dichotomy by inserting "our allies". People and National sentement can hold grudges againd countries/war criminals but its far fetched attach the U.S. "allies" relationship to Japanese atrocities.
    Bullshit. I can and I just did :). They are allies, and they did something bad and it doesn't matter how long ago they did it. The Chinese dont care how long ago they did it either. Both of those cultures think in thousand year dynasties not 4 year election cycles. The Japanese and whoever stands with the Japanese are going to get their ass stomped by the Chinese navy (the largest navy in the world) and by the Chinese army (allied with the other large armies on their continent: Russia and N.Korea) and no amount of US carrier groups combined with any other allied carrier groups will come close to even half of what just China has for land based forces and air power, nevermind China's allies land based armies and air forces. Japan is done for and so are the Philippines, Vietnam, S. Korea and Australia. South Korea will fall on the first day before lunch, by the way. They literally have hundreds if not well over a thousand loaded long range field artillery pieces pointed at their capital. China didnt just build airfields off the coast of every one of our allies in the South China Sea for nothing. China saw what we did in our island hopping campaign and they have made sure we'll never be able to do that again. All of our allies in China's shadow should be written off in the first five minutes of open hostilities, especially if we really are worried about saving lives rather than power money and resources.
     
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    Bullshit. I can and I just did :). They are allies, and they did something bad and it doesn't matter how long ago they did it. The Chinese dont care how long ago they did it either. Both of those cultures think in thousand year dynasties not 4 year election cycles. The Japanese and whoever stands with the Japanese are going to get their ass stomped by the Chinese navy (the largest navy in the world) and by the Chinese army (allied with the other large armies on their continent: Russia and N.Korea) and no amount of US carrier groups combined with any other allied carrier groups will come close to even half of what just China has for land based forces and air power, nevermind China's allies land based armies and air forces. Japan is done for and so are the Philippines, Vietnam, S. Korea and Australia. South Korea will fall on the first day before lunch, by the way. They literally have hundreds if not well over a thousand loaded long range field artillery pieces pointed at their capital. China didnt just build airfields off the coast of every one of our allies in the South China Sea for nothing. China saw what we did in our island hopping campaign and they have made sure we'll never be able to do that again. All of our allies in China's shadow should be written off in the first five minutes of open hostilities, especially if we really are worried about saving lives rather than power money and resources.
    Historically the Chinese did run into trouble when attacking Vietnam.
    Both China and Vietnam claimed victory in the last of the Indochina Wars.

    Chinese forces entered northern Vietnam and captured several cities near the border. On 6 March 1979, China declared that the gate to Hanoi was open and that their punitive mission had been achieved. Chinese troops then withdrew from Vietnam. As Vietnamese troops remained in Cambodia until 1989, China was unsuccessful in its goal of dissuading Vietnam from involvement in Cambodia. Following the dissolution of the Soviet Union in 1991, the Sino-Vietnamese border was finalized.

    Although unable to deter Vietnam from Cambodia, China demonstrated that its Cold War communist and socialist adversary, the Soviet Union, was unable to protect its Vietnamese ally.[18]
    The chinese sent 600.000 troops and could not get very far into northern Vietnam. The current leadership of China is very smart. There are other ways to get what they then just full scale invasion. Under the Mongols they did try to invade Japan a couple of times. The armadas were sunk by bad weather.

    Then there is this about those island bases.

    Sunk: How China's Man-Made Islands Are Falling Apart and Sinking Into the Ocean​


    Shoddy construction plus climate change equals unstable islands. https://nationalinterest.org/blog/b...ds-are-falling-apart-and-sinking-ocean-132047
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    Our own masonry forts on the islands in the intercoastal waterway didnt last long either in the grand scheme of things. There's one that was completely ghosted in less than 100 years. I remember as a kid paddling a canoe over it and looking at the bricks underwater. Cant remember the name... opposite of Fort Pickens
     
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