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    They are now strictly companion animals. When the Brits outlawed bull baiting some fellow bred them for gentleness and being a companion animal. They are not considered outside dogs. Mine never leave my side. I go to the gun room, so do they. I go to watch TV, yep they're right beside me. They are the funniest breed of dog I have ever had. They get into running fits, turn flips and just go berserk. They also do a weird thing called "trancing". They focus on something and start moving towards it like they're in slow motion, then they snap out of it and take off.

    The "Zoomies" and "Target Fixation". Lol. Your probably get the Bully Feint Charge too? Part of Zoomies being the "Drive By" full speed straight or curved pass and barely brush you with her fur. She tears up the heavy duty black Kong toys in 3 to 4 weeks. Every other toy advertised for heavy chewers wont last a day (fire hose, rope, rubber), plastic treat feeder ball didn't last 15 minutes! Great with kids, 2YO intro was two minutes of sniffing and they have been thick as thieves ever since. He falls on her, puts hand/arms/feet in her mouth and fingers in ears! They only get together about very six months and pick up right where they left off. Mine doesn't just follow, when l stop she has got to be in contact: sits on my foot, leans on me or lays across some part of me; only exception is she uses her own bed at night. She's very animated and vocally expressive to get you attention and specifically what she wants, a bark is her last resort. Lol
     

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    They are now strictly companion animals. When the Brits outlawed bull baiting some fellow bred them for gentleness and being a companion animal. They are not considered outside dogs. Mine never leave my side. I go to the gun room, so do they. I go to watch TV, yep they're right beside me. They are the funniest breed of dog I have ever had. They get into running fits, turn flips and just go berserk. They also do a weird thing called "trancing". They focus on something and start moving towards it like they're in slow motion, then they snap out of it and take off.
    FYI some still use them for working dogs from FB Hunting/ Sporting Bull Terrier Breeding
    The purpose of this group is to network with breeders across the world who are breeding Bull Terriers with a disposition for hunting and or work in Sports. (Not dog fighting or other illegal matters). Future litters of potential working Bull Terriers can be shared in group for sales. This Is under the condition that you demonstrate the working ability of dam and sire. Examples: weight pulling, protection or bite work, dock diving, and hunting. Any post violating these conditions will be automatically deleted. Puppy peddlers are not welcomed in this group. We are only interested in seeing and evaluating Bull Terriers that are functional with working abilities.
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    Results from the international tree marking contest.
    Razor is up to the tree. He raises his leg and:
    9.6 for sure. Maybe a 9.7. Though the Chinese and Swedish judge may give him a 5.8.

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    She thinks she a cat!
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    You know she’s an American bulldog, she loves football
     

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    Ball only lasted about 3 minutes. Completely shredded in about an hour.
    Only toy we can buy that last is a wheel barrow tire from tractor supply. They last about a month.
     

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    Monster mouth.
     

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    The art of slipper

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    The Democratz are saying that dogs are the cause of the Coronavirus.
    If you pet a single dog . . . YOU DIE !!! --- YOU
     

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    The Democratz are saying that dogs are the cause of the Coronavirus.
    If you pet a single dog . . . YOU DIE !!! --- YOU

    What I recall reading is that it is the other way around that dogs can catch it from us. Anyway the only time my dogs leave the yard is to go to the vet and even though I have one that I would like to take there, since it is not life threatening she is not going and neither am I.
     

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    Never too old to have fun. I found her with this sock in her mouth this morning. She is put out side at night to guard. I went to go get her in the morning and this was in her mouth. One can see the bedding chips on it. It likely blew off the fence where it was being dried.

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    What is in that box, maybe it is good to eat. Two white english Georgia Farm dogs, half brother and sister of the same sire.

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    The Democratz are saying that dogs are the cause of the Coronavirus.
    If you pet a single dog . . . YOU DIE !!! --- YOU

    No surprise there since dogs can be a crime deterent, gotta provide all possible advantages to the BGs.

    Exactly one (1) dog in China that belonged to a Womant (who tested Positive): Tested a a "weak positive" which has high probibility of being an environmental contact (she passed it to the dog). The dog has been quarantined under observation and further testing and has not displayed any symptoms. Dog and human biology being different the bug hasn't adapted to thrive in a dog.

    Unless your "dog" looks like this, your okay. It's coronavirus matching was only 90% to COVID-19.
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    The Yunnan Provence bat is much closer with 96% match. This infers the bats infected another unknown "Host" which passed it to humans.
     

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    No surprise there since dogs can be a crime deterent, gotta provide all possible advantages to the BGs.

    Exactly one (1) dog in China that belonged to a Womant (who tested Positive): Tested a a "weak positive" which has high probibility of being an environmental contact (she passed it to the dog). The dog has been quarantined under observation and further testing and has not displayed any symptoms. Dog and human biology being different the bug hasn't adapted to thrive in a dog.

    Unless your "dog" looks like this, your okay. It's coronavirus matching was only 90% to COVID-19.
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    The Yunnan Provence bat is much closer with 96% match. This infers the bats infected another unknown "Host" which passed it to humans.

    Bats have quite an association with diseases that get transmitted humans, especialy when people eat them.

    In East Asia, specifically southern China, bats are sometimes eaten and can be found in some markets.[1] Specific bat species eaten in China include the cave nectar bat, Pomona roundleaf bat, Indian flying fox, and Leschenault's rousette.[11] Additionally, the greater short-nosed fruit bat is hunted for medicine, but not food.[11] Bat meat is not especially popular in China.[13][14][15] It has been contested whether or not the Huanan Seafood Wholesale Market, suspected as having ties with the COVID-19 outbreak, sold bat meat,[16][17] but bat meat has not been reported as a source of food in the city of Wuhan.[18][19][20] International agencies pressured China to adopt legislation forbidding the hunting of bats and sale of bat meat following the early 2000s SARS outbreak where hundreds of people died, though no such legislation was passed.[1] All wildlife trade in China, including bat meat, was banned in January 2020 in response to the coronavirus outbreak originated in Wuhan.[21][22][23]
     

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    China has a gigantic Black Market of which the Gov has a large hand in it, especially Exports. Within China, the smugglers/Black Market will move/sell absolutely anything that makes a profit.
     

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    Patch has got mumps. DSCF2086Mumps.jpg
     

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