Seanpcola
Moderator
An Irish man went to confession
in St. Patrick Catholic Church..
'Father', he confessed, 'it has been
one month since my last confession.
I had sex with Nookie Green twice
last month.'
The priest told the sinner, 'You are
forgiven. Go out and say three
Hail Mary's.'
Soon thereafter, another Irish man
entered the confessional. 'Father,
it has been two months since my
last confession. I've had sex with
Nookie Green twice a week for the
past two months.'
This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is
this Nookie Green?'
'A new woman in the neighborhood,
'the sinner replied.
'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and
say ten Hail Mary's.;
At mass the next morning, as the
priest prepared to deliver the sermon,
a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous
redheaded woman entered the
sanctuary. The eyes of every man
in the church fell upon her as she
slowly sashayed up the aisle and
sat down right in front of the priest.
Her dress was green and very short,
and she wore matching, shiny
emerald-green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy gasped
as the woman in the green dress
and matching green shoes sat with
her legs spread slightly apart, but
just enough to realize she wasn't
wearing any underwear.
The priest turned to the altar boy and
whispered, 'Is that Nookie Green?'
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe
his ears but managed to calmly reply,
'No Father, I think it's just a reflection
from her shoes'...
in St. Patrick Catholic Church..
'Father', he confessed, 'it has been
one month since my last confession.
I had sex with Nookie Green twice
last month.'
The priest told the sinner, 'You are
forgiven. Go out and say three
Hail Mary's.'
Soon thereafter, another Irish man
entered the confessional. 'Father,
it has been two months since my
last confession. I've had sex with
Nookie Green twice a week for the
past two months.'
This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is
this Nookie Green?'
'A new woman in the neighborhood,
'the sinner replied.
'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and
say ten Hail Mary's.;
At mass the next morning, as the
priest prepared to deliver the sermon,
a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous
redheaded woman entered the
sanctuary. The eyes of every man
in the church fell upon her as she
slowly sashayed up the aisle and
sat down right in front of the priest.
Her dress was green and very short,
and she wore matching, shiny
emerald-green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy gasped
as the woman in the green dress
and matching green shoes sat with
her legs spread slightly apart, but
just enough to realize she wasn't
wearing any underwear.
The priest turned to the altar boy and
whispered, 'Is that Nookie Green?'
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe
his ears but managed to calmly reply,
'No Father, I think it's just a reflection
from her shoes'...
