Do they have bacon? Never mind, not going anyway.
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Panera Bread
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JBryan314
Master
I am going to start going around to all the little "gun free" restaurants and taking a shit on the floor in the bathroom. Don't think it'll accomplish anything but it's kind of funny to think about.
bluedog46
Expert
While i agree with the sentiment the problem is that makes us look like the savages on the other side of the issues foot soldiers.
SAWMAN
Master
Was waiting on a meet up with a forum member about a year ago. Went into the Panera at University and 9 Mile Rd. Saw a mother nursing a baby in a chest pack over in the corner next to the "all natural" soup. Bunch of guys with shirts on with colors like --> Peach,Cool Banana,Ocean Breeze,Mango,Blue Lagoon,and a bunch more yuppie colors. Also all the guys were wearing them big,thick,sandals. Some of them had toe rings and pierced eyebrows.
I observed several people drinking lo-cal coffee and using their computer with the free Wi-Fi. An employee was starting his shift and opened a Mc Donald's bag and pulled out a Big Mag and extra large fries. Most of the other employees look extremely under fed and some actually looked anemic. The employees name tags read --> Buffy,Bambie,Leonard,Curtis,and Raymond. There was a Tyrone that had dreadlocks down to the middle of his back with green,red,and yellow beads wove(weaved)in. He spoke in a Jamaican accent.
Some "associates" on brake were chanting something and tried to get me to join in. There was a guy that looked like Bill Ayers but couldn't be sure. There was another female with a cup of StarBucks coffee. She had purple hair.
I took a piss in their bathroom and there was incense burning. I exited without incident. Might eventually go back with a Go-Pro for some "evidence". --- SAWMAN
I observed several people drinking lo-cal coffee and using their computer with the free Wi-Fi. An employee was starting his shift and opened a Mc Donald's bag and pulled out a Big Mag and extra large fries. Most of the other employees look extremely under fed and some actually looked anemic. The employees name tags read --> Buffy,Bambie,Leonard,Curtis,and Raymond. There was a Tyrone that had dreadlocks down to the middle of his back with green,red,and yellow beads wove(weaved)in. He spoke in a Jamaican accent.
Some "associates" on brake were chanting something and tried to get me to join in. There was a guy that looked like Bill Ayers but couldn't be sure. There was another female with a cup of StarBucks coffee. She had purple hair.
I took a piss in their bathroom and there was incense burning. I exited without incident. Might eventually go back with a Go-Pro for some "evidence". --- SAWMAN
jakec
Master
never been there. if they dont have beer and/or meat i dont have any reason to go there.
Actually, that sounds extremely productive, you're actually giving a sh!t.
HughJoergan
Wiener Connoisseur
Ahhh, the phantom shitter!!! Well played!
JBryan314
Master
I've always wanted to be a phantom shitter, but I doubt I'll ever do anything like that, knowing that someone might have to clean it up who really didn't deserve to. So I guess for now I'll just stick with having a word with a manager to let them know why they won't be seeing me again
Seanpcola
Moderator
Rubber dog shit, made in Korea. All the fun, none of the hassle.
JBryan314
Master
Love it.^
SAWMAN
Master
Seanpcola
Moderator
We start off by seeding all the Panera's men's rooms with the rubber loafs. After a few weeks of chaos, just when the employees get used to the fake stuff, lackadaisically grabbing and removing the imposter turds with their bare hands ....... BANG! We.switch to the real McCoy! We then post on youtube a manifesto, complete with the speaker's head hidden and wrapped in a towel ala ISIS, where we demand an end to anti gun pandering. We threaten to escalate to the next level - plastic vomit (or is it?) In the ladie's rooms. That'll bring them yups to their knees!
HughJoergan
Wiener Connoisseur
Wouldn't the balaclava and diaper give you away???
Seanpcola
Moderator
C'mon Hugh, we take a clue from the terrorists. Innocent children. Put them in the line of fire. I'll gladly give up my grandkids to the cause. I know my 8YO grand daughter would proudly and stealthily slide into the lady's and set a puke bomb. Plus, she's a blonde, blue eyed cutie, doesn't fit into profiling data points.
Clay
Master
Leave an upper-decker, you shit in the top of the tank, will take the average Panera employee days to figure out where the shit keeps coming from ...
Seanpcola
Moderator
You, sir, are a sick bastard Clay.
I like that in a man.
I like that in a man.
If that wasn't so sick it would be the funniest thing I've heard today.
Burnt Drag
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My Vegan Aunt eats there occaisionally. She's also BSC.... (Bat Shit Crazy)
I have never been to Panera Bread because I buy my bread at the local grocery store. Bread from Panera does not interest me. I don't even know where in the world Panera is located. I never have heard of a country called Panera so maybe it is a city or town somewhere. It must be some tasty exotic bread though because they have their own bread store. Wonder bread don't have a store. Bunny bread don't have a store. I always see people going in there when I am stuck in traffic going through Gulf Breeze but I never see anyone come out with a loaf of bread. Maybe they want to much for their bread.
